You made me cry and you don't even care
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize
