pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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