He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
