True but thats because hes a fetus.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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