As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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