Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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