bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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