O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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