I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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