the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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