Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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