this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
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