Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
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