i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
