Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Are my feet made of real feet?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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