i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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