Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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