This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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