For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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