So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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