Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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