Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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