Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
