If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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