he thought i was a dude.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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