wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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