My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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