We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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