we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
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