I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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