so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I will die if light touches me.
Please, let me fuck your mom
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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