But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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