I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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