Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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