Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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