There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
sex in a hospital.. check
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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