I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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