I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
The struggles of a small town man whore
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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