Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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