Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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