that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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