in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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