This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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