New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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