we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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