i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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