If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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