But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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