Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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