That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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