Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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