the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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