Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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