I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I take back everything I said about communal showers
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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