Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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