So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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